Fiesta Potatoes

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

uh yeah i’m a pretty big history buff *picks up rock* this has probably been here for a long time. *touches ground* old people once stood on this ground. maybe even dinosaurs

(via afflictedbasorexia)

hey i realize that most of my personal posts are angst, but im actually like a really happy person, i just never think about posting all the times where i’m happy on here u feel me?

wow i am so angry and my family is not involved revolutionary

my mom was right WHAT IS THAT MOCKINGBIRD DOING UP

percychekov:

i have this condition where i have a crush on the entire trek cast

(via till-the-wheels-fall-off)

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

(via agentavacado)

MAKE NEW FRIENDS?

appearify-the-tardis:

Everyone who reblogs this will get someone else’s url assigned to them and then you can be friiieeeennnnds

(via till-the-wheels-fall-off)

fieldofbeans:

halfbaked-alchemist:

HI 

I am the potoo

I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches, 

pretending to be a stick or dead leaf

it’s not as easy as it looks

I sing virtually exclusively around the period of the full moon

because, according to legend,

I am a mournful spirit in love with the spirit of the moon

I approve of this so much.

(via hawkbutt)

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

(via afflictedbasorexia)