So I don’t like gazpacho and my brother is being a total idiot
Bucky: Steve NO
Steve: Steve YES
Bucky: *sigh* *furious cursing* Bucky also yes
im so sad that daae days is over omg
WHAT IF AU - Captain America: The Winter Soldier, role swap (Sharon, Steve, Natasha, Bucky), part two
"Hey guys can I join ur frog team"
"Gross!" "Whoever heard of a GREEN frog?!"
"I wonder if there’s some magical, amazing world out there where it’s normal to be a green frog"
"Haha yeah and the hippos live in water and their chickens aren’t on fire"
Do you think Joe Biden has ever texted Obama a meme
Hillary once said in an interview that they were in a group message and they were sending ‘funny pictures’ and she just would say ‘get back to work’
literal leaders of the united states confirmed for meme loving fucks, country in both mortal shock and existential rejoice
Jessica Williams proposes applying New York’s Stop and Frisk policy to Wall Street bankers.
This all day.
my biggest tip that i can offer to anyone is to fake confidence until it’s real
Natasha walking through the Avengers tower with her angry face on and Clint thrown over her shoulder fireman style she just storms past everyone and no one speaks Clint just hangs there and sadly waves to everyone as they pass